December 2011
4 posts
I would never not crash this panel van.
My hope is that the propellor bow tie will cover for the rude remarks.
Buddy, Chia, and Yowler. http://t.co/ZuEM6ve1
Animal portrait: Mow Mow http://t.co/J7PJeQVV
November 2011
2 posts
The Campaign Trail →
Boo! *cough* Boo! http://t.co/LEdoGtBj
October 2011
3 posts
Happy Halloween! →
Happy Halloween! http://t.co/d0QqIP6x
"Oliver" →
Commissioned pet portrait 8x8 in acrylic on canvas
August 2011
1 post
a drunk man with a great hurling arm.
March 2011
7 posts
the potato chip company had already rejected 12 designs for the parade float…
after a barrage of bagels, he scuffles to the bus…
I am a Cryptozoologist! →
Cryptozoology (from Greek κρυπτός, kryptos, “hidden” + zoology; literally, “study of hidden animals”) refers to the search for animals whose existence has not been proven. This includes looking for…
Come to the fair! Bring your grandma! Pet the animals! Lose your grandma!
The conceptual artist pushed a red wagon full of tapioca down the hill.
She’s the kind of gal you might meet while loitering at the pet store.
Yet somehow there seemed to be a high level of discipline in his apathy.
January 2011
4 posts
RT @fabric8: Check out “Pugs” by Grant Gilliland AKA @grossuncle in the centerfold of @96hourssf! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fabric8/ …
Theo3eyes.com →
Author Kenny Lim and I are happy to announce that the Theo website Theo 3 Eyes is up and running! Soon you will be able to order a book from us directly from the site. For now, it is a portal to…
“father, who will mend my loofah?”
I have yet to find a drainage ditch that I wouldn’t nap in.
November 2010
11 posts
I’ll choose the bubble wrap babushka over the bicycle helmet any day.
with urgency, our hero grabbed a nearby slide whistle and bolted out the front door.
for those of you who are looking to make the move from freelance scat singer to full time, listen up…
in the middle of his speech, a voice from the 4th row asked “did you have tuna for lunch?”
Creature Comforts online store : http://lowerhaters.yolasite.com/art-show-creature-comforts.php
the fingerless glove retailer is just across the street from the cot boutique.
give old man mothball pants a chance.
we’re out of brown paper bags, so you’ll have to carry your lunch in the pet taxi.
what I thought was my neighbor all these years turned out to be a cornmeal sack leaning against a window.
I actually prefer fruit that’s been dropped or stepped on.
one time, he won a hairy gumball at the fair.
October 2010
22 posts
Creature Comforts - 11.12.2010 →
“Creature Comforts” is coming to Lower Haters this November! This is a two person show featuring Martin Hsu and myself…please check it out if you are in the Bay Area. “Creature…
Creature Comforts http://www.thegrossuncle.com/2010/10/creature-comforts-11122010.html
I could’ve sworn it was leotard day at the office.
sort of an overall blobbyness throughout the region.
“this chicken won’t stop bothering me, can I call you back?”
please excuse him, he came from a time that preceded caring.
“they say noodle-man runs this town.”
ten brutes in yellow rain boots stole the marching band’s flutes.
you know that feeling you get when you hot glue a potato chip to your hand?
don’t let his frilly loafers fool you, he knows how to scuffle.
I must have left the keys to the Porsche in my other straw hat.
tell that old man with the handycam to get a tan.
the new fall collection includes garbage bag pants, parkas, and head wraps.
every feathered hat he owns is so flamboyant that nobody ever remembers his face…he has robbed 47 banks to date.
i ain’t never been asked to do something that i ain’t done did already…i reckon.
basically all day he mimics small animal noises then clocks out at 5.
he owned and operated a successful confetti store on the west side.
he arrived at the conference with a giant red wine stain on his chest.
